Not a man.
Seriously, I have never heard a man say this. NEVER.
If you are a man and you have said this, please message me. There may be cookies in your future.


must. reblog. infinitely.
I’m sure that will wash off eventually.
I masturbate however I like....
They know. Oh God, they know…
Is he now a Science Bros...
You don’t understand how bad I crave for this ship to be...
Joss Whedon totally just made science bros canon!