So I wanted to deface this ad but I had nothing but my iPhone to work with and ended up playing with apps I didn’t know existed. That was fun.
This is what happens when I can’t sleep, have seen one too many Weight Watchers ads, and am easily amused by speech bubbles. And technology. And stock photos of thin, conventionally “attractive” women holding alcoholic beverages.
Reblogging for funsies and because I posted this super late and it still amuses me and I want some wine.
This is me every day.


must. reblog. infinitely.
I’m sure that will wash off eventually.
I masturbate however I like....
They know. Oh God, they know…
Is he now a Science Bros...
You don’t understand how bad I crave for this ship to be...
Joss Whedon totally just made science bros canon!