OK, so there was this time when I was at an airport eating an apple, and some of the skin got stuck between my teeth. It really hurt! You’d think finding a toothpick in an airport would be easy, but noooo… After trying fingernails and swishing water and all sorts of stuff, I finally managed to get it out with a drinking straw. For the rest of the trip, whenever someone went to a restaurant, they’d save the toothpick for me to tease me.


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Barrowmaaaaaan
must. reblog. infinitely.
I’m sure that will wash off eventually.
I masturbate however I like....