Look, it’s the new “some of my best friends are gay”!
[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a long sleeved blouse and silver bracelet with long blonde hair. Her arms are crossed over her chest and she has a smug expression.
Top text: “ [I HAVE A BI BOYFRIEND SO NOW I REALLY KNOW IT DOESN’T BOTHER ME!] ” Bottom text: “ [I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR BEING A TRUE ALLY! I MEAN, ISN’T THIS GREAT?] ”]
There was a commenter on Jezebel a while back who basically wanted people to pat her on the back for being able to date a bi guy. I get it that there are a lot of people who won’t date bisexuals simply because they are bisexual, but that shouldn’t be the case. And the people who aren’t like that shouldn’t be asking for cookies for actions that, ideally, we should expect of everyone. Plus, it was just generally gross that she was treating her boyfriend like a litmus test of her degree of allyship.