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We were talking about the second chapter of Proslogion. My professor was trying to explain to us what the work meant. Mainly, that if you could entertain the idea of God in your mind it must mean that God exists. Something like, you can’t think of something that doesn’t exist. Savvy?
I told him that the same thing can be said about a unicorn.
(I hope he doesn’t fail me.)
I hate to burst your bubble, but unicorns are in the Bible.
Psalm 92:10 (King James Version)
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offensed,
Or wear ear condom next time”
If you have a Bible on your bookshelf, you may be a Christian.
If you have a Koran on your bookshelf, you may be a Muslim.
If you have a Torah on your bookshelf, you may be Jewish.
If you have all three, you are probably an atheist.”
Lies destroy lives. Religion destroys rationality.
I don’t want to hear anyone say “a true Christian would never condone this”, because that’s bullshit. It’s in the Bible, black and white, and now the government of Ghana is using it to erase gays and other sexual minorities from the nation by calling for their collective arrests.
Christian American beliefs are destroying lives around the world. Read it and weep.
"All Scripture is given by inspiration of God"
"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."
"So shall My word be that goes forth from My mouth;
"It shall not return to Me void,
"But it shall accomplish what I please,
"And it shall prosper in the thing for which I sent it."
So what we’re seeing is that everything in the Bible which counts as scripture is inspired by YHWH and/or is YHWH. And yet we can have as many different interpretations of the Bible as there are people. Which leads me to wonder how YHWH could let his word and/or himself out and about (thanks to the Gutenberg printing press and later the internet) without tending to it/himself very well at all, to the point where we need very specific and in-depth education before we’re even understanding it/him “correctly”. It’s basic negligence.