Advice Meme Alignment Chart
(Tread stereotypes at own risk; tread nerdiness at own delight.)
[3x3 square of 9 images, top-left to bottom-right. Black man in suit and tie: “Lawful Good - I’m going to jail… to meet with my client.” Grey wolf on yellow background: “Neutral Good - Cop pulls you over; let him off with a warning.” White man in winter coat on snowey mountain top: “Chaotic Good - Sun’s setting; better drink my own piss.” Green dinosaur scratching chin: “Lawful Neutral - If actions speak louder than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?” Penguin in profile: “True Neutral - Calling someone; relieved to get voicemail.” Face of green frog: “Chaotic Neutral - No toilet paper; time for shower.” Asian man with grey hair and glasses: “Lawful Evil - No homework? Here, I make you some.” Young white man with cap on backwards and fur-lined collar: “Neutral Evil - Steals your wallet; spends twenty minutes helping you look for it.” Black wolf on black background: “Chaotic Evil - I take the ‘the’ out of ‘psychotherapist’.”]
day 25 - a song that makes you laugh
“Do You Wanna Date My Avatar?” by The Guild
Leviticus 19:31
Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.
Me, I’m already suspect for having glanced through the star signs in a Cosmo mag. This probably applies to D&D and Harry Potter fans as well. Sorry kids, I don’t make the rules, I just report them.



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