See, the thing about women is, you can basically lump them all into a single group of people and describe them all as basically being the same. They’re pretty decent, it turns out. No, it’s not insulting at all that I would feel compelled to point that out, as if it were up for questioning. And of course, I’m the one who gets to declare that without any explanation whatsoever, because my word is gold.
I also get to say that they’re doing makeup wrong. No, I don’t have to explain what “right” is. No, I don’t have to know how to use makeup either. No, I don’t need to show any credentials whatsoever. But they should be pleased to know that, even though they’re mostly doing makeup wrong, they’re still pretty decent people. Because I said so.