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White Person: So, where did your ancestors come from?
Me: Huh? Oh, um, all over.
WP: When did they come to America?
Me: Oh, well, some of them were, you know, the original Americans.
WP: Oh!!! They came over on the Mayflower?
Me: No, they came on the land bridge.
I am mixed race.