Nerd is my Gender
What's yours?
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When I’m on a date…
And we were watching a movie all like
Then my date makes a move…
And I’m just like
“Excuse me: that is not the popcorn bowl.” “I’m hungry for something else.”
Then I am simply like:
My question: where the heck do all these awesome gifs come from?
(Source: kissthisfistninja)
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The school banned rainbows! What next, bans on images of puppies and sounds of laughter?
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5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE!!!
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well..
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
Then EAT!This really works! I don’t allow myself to do this very often at all, because it’s getting me to stop once I’ve started that’s the trick.
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Looks like I’m not the only one who got that anonymous.
Are you on crack? As irresistible as that offer may seem to you, spammer, I’m ace, so take it elsewhere.
Wait, is anonymous a cake? I might actually want to see a naked cake. Does naked cake have facebook? *searches*
OH GOD DO NOT SEARCH THAT.Actually, it’s not all bad, even for an ace.
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I don’t like cake and I don’t watch Sherlock or Doctor Who. I just run this blog, ironically. :D
Indeed.
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The pastry is a falsehood!
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OMG.
Dat cake.
*Droolz.*
Genderqueer with a touch of happy humanism.
