Web comic: Poly In Pictures 83: Cold Confused Caller
Caption: I like to confuse cold-callers.
Caller: Is this the lady of the house?
Stick figure: Um. No; who’s calling, please?
Caller: May I speak to the lady or the man of the house, please?
Stick figure: There are no men or women living here. WHO IS THIS?
Caller: Oh… I— er. *Beeeeep*
The alt text says “This really happened.”
Reminds me of the time someone called my workplace and, after I told them that our establishment was not interested in a daily newspaper, asked to speak to my mommy or daddy. Lulz.