We were talking about the second chapter of Proslogion. My professor was trying to explain to us what the work meant. Mainly, that if you could entertain the idea of God in your mind it must mean that God exists. Something like, you can’t think of something that doesn’t exist. Savvy?
I told him that the same thing can be said about a unicorn.
(I hope he doesn’t fail me.)
I hate to burst your bubble, but unicorns are in the Bible.
Psalm 92:10 (King James Version)
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
(Not trying to insult feminists)
Many feminists I see aren’t even fighting for feminine superiority. They just want fucking equal treatment. How the hell does that make them a feminist. In my mind, a feminist wants women to be on top (of society. lol). A feminist feels dominance over men.
“Not trying to insult feminists”, eh? Let me explain this in a way you can appreciate. Saying feminism is about women feeling dominance over men is like saying humanism is about worshiping the self as a god. It sounds stupid when people make uneducated statements about humanism, right? Yeah…
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DEAR GOD WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE HUMANISTS!
…oh wait, I am a humanist. And though I’m a feminist, I’m not a woman, so it’s not “my group”.
Educate your damn self.
In his latest episode, Mike approaches a homeless man and offers him $20 to scratch the word “God” off the sign he is holding. The man refuses. Mike questions the man’s rationality. Why is he refusing real money for a ‘fairy tale’? The man’s wife gets involved and also refuses. Mike engages them both. Supposed hilarity ensues as Mike tries to get the couple to give up their faith in a higher power for the temptation of $20.
I’m sorry, Mike, I don’t think this was the reaction you were expecting when you sent this to us but I think this is a cruel, cold and pointless tactic and I am struggling hard to understand why you think this is a) meaningful or b) something we’d appreciate.
…
Humanists strive to affirm the dignity of every individual. People without homes are not our props. They are not our cute little visual aids. They are people. Why is that so difficult to grasp?
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Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster this is for real!
Years ago I wrote a post in which I bemoaned the fact that no church would paint a mural of the scene in the Bible where Elisha orders bears to kill a bunch of teenagers. Well, a really talented comic book artist named Wes Molebash illustrated it based on my description. Here is what I wrote:
“That story is insane and here’s how I envision the mural. Elisha is standing in the middle of all these angry, bald hating teenagers. He looks really enraged and the caption out of his mouth says, “Do you know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby! You’re gonna die!” And then in the corner of the mural are two huge bears with hockey sticks. I’m not sure why they have hockey sticks but it seems a little tougher to me.”
Well, I found out last week, a church actually painted it full size! A guy named Scott Welsh sent me this photo, which is awesome:
I can’t even…

Benny Hinn is really the Dark Lord… it all makes sense now!
File this under “atheism does not equal skepticism”:
Homophobia is good for humans because it contributed to our existence and survival
If it weren’t for disgust, many straight men would hump anything….Being the fact that homophobia is rooted in disgust and disgust is an evolutionary survival instinct, the natural selection process caused homophobia to flourish…The men who weren’t disgusted by gay men had a better chance of sexually submitting to gay men in which increased their chances of contracting deadly std’s in which wiped them out…So homophobia contributed to the existence of the human species
Religious people don’t understand evolution so they turn to their religion and or use their religion to explain and justify disgust of gays.
LOL WUT

(Source: atheistnexus.org)
“Do not send money to Christian charities for Japan earthquake. We need blankets and food, not bibles and Fundamentalist propaganda.” ~Japan Photos on Twitter
Don’t worry, Japan Photos, I donated to your Red Cross.
How sick do I make this person? Let us count the ways!
Lazy Christians
Phew, safe here - not a christian.
Sex-Drugs-Rock Music
I’ve haven’t yet heard of the musical genre that is sex-drugs-rock, but I imagine it will be all over the Grammys in a couple years.
Baby Killers
This is a tough one… many times what seems like a regular period is actually a very early miscarriage, so I’ll put this one down as a “maybe”.
Party Animals
I haven’t played a good game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey for many years, and it’s been a while since my last pinata.
Sport’s Nuts
I prefer generic mixed nuts as opposed to the licensed kind, as they cost much less.
Roman Catholics
At first I wondered why this wasn’t included under the “lazy Christian” category, and then I remembered that Catholics actually have to work for their salvation.
Computer Freaks
Alas, I am still not a cybog.
People that watch TV more than study the Bible.
This… actually doesn’t apply to me. Wow.
People that talk to pets more than God
I don’t think anyone could possibly talk to pets more than God does, but I have neither pets nor god.
Fox Hole Religion
Yeah, I agree: on the battle field is a horrible place to try to distract soldiers from their duties with nonsense.
The Jews that are from the Synagogue of Satan
There is no Synagogue of Satan, but just in case anyone was thinking of starting one, don’t - you might make someone sick, and then they’ll put you on a list.
False Religions
Those bother me too. Hmm… maybe I should be the one holding this sign?
Racists
I feel you there, bro.
Lying Pentaco$stal$
This must be the 1st Church of Ke$ha.
Effeminate Culture
There goes half the nation, including anyone who’s ever watch the Oprah show and liked it.
Ankle Biters
Oh yeah, like mosquitoes! I hate mosquitoes!
Dykes on Bikes
Come on, they’re just trying to do their part to reduce CO2 emissions.
Money Lovers
I’m probably not capitalist enough for this.
Child Molesting Homosexuals
This definitely is a redundant listing, as priests would fall under the umbrella of Roman Catholics above.
Sex Perverts
This one might actually apply to me. After all, I like to do it with the lights on and the sheets off.
Rebellious
Um…
Women
I’m trying to reform, I swear!
And Mormons
Envious that they get their own planet? Admit it.
Well, that’s it. Adding up the tally, I score like 1.5 on the How Sick I Make This Person scale. I’m kind of disappointed, actually. I had no idea I’m so straight-edge! How about you?


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