Nerd is my Gender
What's yours?
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One fewer reason to need a vagina!
Heading: The more technology humanity creates, the weirder you’ll be in old age.
Caption: In my day, you inseminated a human female, and the baby developed inside her body.
Image: Old man talking to horrified group of children.
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Steampunk Jesus
Caption: What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his coal?
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Atheist Humor
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What does the dyslexic insomniac agnostic do?
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Stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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Bill O’Reilly: “Clark goes in; Superman comes out. You can’t explain that!”
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Future U.S. History Students: 'It's Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage'
YEAR 2083—According to students in Mr. Bernard’s fourth-period U.S. history class, it’s “really pathetic” how long it took for early-21st-century Americans to finally legalize gay marriage.
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Punny!
Image: A dark piece of steamy toast looks sad. A pat of butter asks “Got burnt? Let me make it all butter!” The butter rests on the toast and melts slightly, and they both look happy.
Don’t you want to just eat them all up?
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Silly Straw Glasses - best invention for kids yet!
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Today in theology class…
We were talking about the second chapter of Proslogion. My professor was trying to explain to us what the work meant. Mainly, that if you could entertain the idea of God in your mind it must mean that God exists. Something like, you can’t think of something that doesn’t exist. Savvy?
I told him that the same thing can be said about a unicorn.
(I hope he doesn’t fail me.)
I hate to burst your bubble, but unicorns are in the Bible.
Psalm 92:10 (King James Version)
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
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Physics - bitches love it.
Image: Dorky-looking man white man standing in front of dry-erase board covered in math, saying “So I taught that bitch some physics. Excited white woman holding a pencil and notebook, saying “Bitches love physics!”
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Coffee as happy to see me as I am to see it!
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Pat is my hero!
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Genderqueer with a touch of happy humanism.
