Nerd is my Gender
What's yours?
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Punny!
Image: A dark piece of steamy toast looks sad. A pat of butter asks “Got burnt? Let me make it all butter!” The butter rests on the toast and melts slightly, and they both look happy.
Don’t you want to just eat them all up?
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Trans* Pun
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Andy (me):
I can't get out of this binder.
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Ben:
It's a boobie trap!
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Andy (me):
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Sex Tape
(via (Image))
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Death by Pun
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Ben Schuldt:
If anything came of #Romney's felony, we'd still have candidates getting booted for triviality rather than policy http://youthrevolutionarycouncil.org/?p=1264
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Dustin Martinez:
I personally wasn't going to vote for Romney until he gave me a free sandwich.
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Ben Schuldt:
Well, if the sandwich cost more than a dollar, yeah.
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Andy Semler:
99 cents, it's a no go. But give me a dollar-sandwich? YOU GOT YOURSELF A VOTE!
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Dustin Martinez:
Wait a minute. This sandwich has pickles on it. I HATE PICKLES. ROMNEY BETTER ADDRESS THIS PICKLE PROBLEM OR HE'S LOST MY VOTE.
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Ben Schuldt:
hehe, what if the sandwiches were 99 cents each and then someone asked for some condiments that tipped it over the dollar benchmark? Would Democrats relish the moment?
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Andy Semler:
Groan... I want a divorce. The judge will rule in my favor when I show him that pun.
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Dustin Martinez:
Romney may "ketchup" to Obama in the polls if he adds some condiments to MY sandwich.
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Dustin Martinez:
"Lettuce" all vote for Romney this fall for free sandwiches! *Waits for Andy to die from disgust*
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Andy Semler:
And you. You are dead to me.
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Ben Schuldt:
Genderqueer with a touch of happy humanism.
