Nerd is my Gender

What's yours?

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Today in theology class…

itstotallyanna:

We were talking about the second chapter of Proslogion. My professor was trying to explain to us what the work meant. Mainly, that if you could entertain the idea of God in your mind it must mean that God exists. Something like, you can’t think of something that doesn’t exist. Savvy?

I told him that the same thing can be said about a unicorn.

(I hope he doesn’t fail me.)

I hate to burst your bubble, but unicorns are in the Bible.

Psalm 92:10 (King James Version)

But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
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Immoral Support

/iˈmôrəl səˈpôrt/

n.

1. Reassuring a friend that, because ze’s a good person deep down inside, that what ze did wasn’t really that bad after all, and was in fact what anyone else would have done in the same situation.

2. Among Christians - Helping a friend find an obscure verse in the Bible or theological contrivance to support a decision they’ve already made, to assuage a guilty conscience.

Example: “You need to be the parent, not the friend. If you had let her continue to live with you, she’d think it’s okay to be gay. It’s really not so bad being homeless as a teen, anyway - it’s kind of an adventure if you think about it!”

Added to Urban Dictionary - It was approved and should be appearing soon: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=immoral+support
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Nerd is my Gender

What's yours?

Today in theology class…

Immoral Support

/iˈmôrəl səˈpôrt/

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